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Top Ten New Year's Resolutions that You've Already Failed to Keep

(submitted by Murph the Smurf)

10. To stay off the Internet for the rest of the year. Well, you can see how that turned out... (hiddenlion)
9. Stop making prank phone calls to the FBI telling them I know where Jimmy Hoffa is. (CraigC)
8. Resolved not to always think my Top Ten submission was better than the 10 slackers that got selected. (HokieJRM)
7. Spend more time working at work. (El Barton)
6. Not to wake up Jan 1 naked in a Waffle House. (IOIO)
5. Stop forgetting to pick up the kids from school. (
4. No more ruling Pakistan with an iron fist. (Krig the Viking)
3. Never, ever - really this time - never call that chick again. (JrsyRose)
2. No more #%&!@*!?% Top Ten lists! (whyBother)
1. Be kinder to my bi*ch of a wife and my b**tard children. (CraigC)

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