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Top Ten Signs You Are a Vampire

(submitted by slightly mad Tinania)

10. The people next door are starting to get uneasy aboutt the ever growing pile of blood drained corpses in your garage. (Tobi Uchiha)
9. You like fresh blood on you Wheaties in the morning. (whyBother)
8. You have a restraining order from the blood bank. (Magus Noan)
7. Become depressed because you suddenly dislike garlic bread. (Queen Keiri)
6. All you know is, sunlight burns your skin and you have an insatiable desire for human blood ever since Dick Clark bit you. (eric...)
5. Your allergy test reveals severe reactions to garlic, sunlight and crucifixes. (Mute)
4. You got upset when you couldn't find SPF 9,000 sunblock. (Oren Otter)
3. Every time you hear people talking about 'type A' personalities, you get thirsty.... (Oops I did it again.)
2. You ask for a straw at blood drives. (Courk)
1. Nobody else at your party seems to like your version of a Bloody Mary. (Nicko)

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