Chuck Norris sounds like much more of a badass on the Internet.
(finlero)
At 5:00 in the morning, that whip looks an awful lot like a snake.
(Oren Otter)
Real archaeologists trying to tell him how to do his job.
(Rigoletto)
The retort "YOU belong in a museum, Dr. Jones!" hurts just a little more every year.
(Foge)
All his students ever want to hear about are the nazis and creepy magical dudes.
(Oren Otter)
Lara Croft will only go out with "younger men".
(Iron Chef Klingon)
The cat's name was "Killer". But he got stuck with the dog's name.
(Aaron Hirshberg)
After 30 years, he still doesn't have tenure.
(TheRob)
Manitoba Jones gets free national health care.
(Chuck1863)
Having all his best adventures being outsourced to low-cost replacement, India Jones
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