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Top Ten Silver Linings of Global Warming

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10. The world will look increasingly like a cool post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie. (finlero)
9. World globes can be updated by dipping them in blue paint. (Chuck1863)
8. Finally the "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" debate will be settled. (Arcola Mike)
7. All that carbon dioxide makes everyone a bit more mellow. (Magus Noan)
6. As the icecaps melt, the oceans will have a proportionally lower concentration of fish doo-doo. (Oren Otter)
5. My stock in Haagen Dazs has tripled. (Bastage)
4. Talking about the weather is actually fun now. (Nova)
3. Hell won't seem so hot when you finally get there. (Bastage)
2. You will now be fashionable in your "high water pants." (Arcola Mike)
1. We now have a legitimate excuse to never wear those horrid presents Aunt Gertrude knits for us every year. (Oren Otter)

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