Arm rests are now buy one get one free.
(The Carolinadave)
All in-flight movies are now free, but they all feature Polly Shore. The movies may be turned off... for a price.
(Mute)
If the plane fuels in a foreign country, there is an extra fee for translating the fuel.
(Oren Otter)
You can buy copies of the x-ray photos of your carry-on bags.
(Ralpho)
The pilot no longer says you are "free" to walk about the cabin.
(Ralpho)
Gratuities for the animals painted on the tailfins
(Oren Otter)
The "fasten your seat belt" speaker honorarium
(Maxdad)
Electric bill for the power used to operate your $5 rented headphones
(Jules)
Mandatory $10 "buh-bye" fee
(finlero, Maxdad)
"Will you be sitting on one butt cheek, or two?"
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