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Top Ten Reasons Humans Do Not Have Tails
(submitted by Oren Otter)
A wagging tail is a dead giveaway of a good poker hand.
Too uncomfortable in a Barkalounger.
I have enough trouble just figuring out what to do with my hands when I talk.
Guys would actually be able to figure out the real emotions of girls with wagging tails...girls just wouldn't stand for it.
Because then we'd all have to wear pants with a hole in the butt, and nobody should have to do that.
It'd make it entirely too difficult to squeeze between two tables at a packed restaurant.
It's bad enough when the smartass behind you steps on the back of your sneaker.
My dog can barely make it through a room without knocking something over with his tail...what chance do I have?
There's just no graceful way to fit them into blue jeans....
(No Dear I didn't)
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