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Top Ten Reasons Humans Do Not Have Tails

(submitted by Oren Otter)

10. A wagging tail is a dead giveaway of a good poker hand. (bluebottle1)
9. Too uncomfortable in a Barkalounger. (Magus Noan)
8. I have enough trouble just figuring out what to do with my hands when I talk. (finbass)
7. Guys would actually be able to figure out the real emotions of girls with wagging tails...girls just wouldn't stand for it. (finbass)
6. Because then we'd all have to wear pants with a hole in the butt, and nobody should have to do that. (Asteria)
5. It'd make it entirely too difficult to squeeze between two tables at a packed restaurant. (Zach)
4. It's bad enough when the smartass behind you steps on the back of your sneaker. (Major Tom)
3. My dog can barely make it through a room without knocking something over with his tail...what chance do I have? (finbass)
2. There's just no graceful way to fit them into blue jeans.... (No Dear I didn't)
1. Revolving doors. (Augiepyropanda)

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