Murder, drugs and genocide are perfectly fine topics for primetime TV...but those 7 words...dear god no!
(finbass)
You can be the funniest man alive by just telling it like it is and not compromising your standards.
(Steve Weiss)
That your shit is stuff but other people's stuff is shit.
(anglesius)
Only I drive perfect. Everyone else is either a slow asshole or a speeding maniac.
(Laffman)
Your house is just a place to keep your "stuff" while you go out to get more "stuff".
(Al Sleet (a.k.a. your hippy-dippy weatherman, with the hippy-dippy weather))
You can have a &!$%ing good time saying &$!*-awful words.
(dhla)
No matter how old you are, fart jokes are still funny.
(athene)
Never die during autoerotic asphyxiation.
(maggie fuller)
You CAN get rich being sarcastic.
(Magus Noan)
You can be known for having a mouth that can make a trucker cry and be a character on a kid's show.
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