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Top Ten Excuses For Missing Work On Monday

(submitted by Augiepyropanda)

10. I thought it was Sunday after voluntarily working on Saturday thinking it was Friday but going home because no-one turned up. (Deeeva)
9. When they say "For External Use Only," they mean it. (Wade!)
8. I thought is was a leap weekend with an extra day. (whyBother)
7. The 24 hour bagpipe radio station had a giveaway. It was either stay home or bring my radio to work and listen to it there. (Father Time)
6. Blindness: no matter how hard I look, I just can't see myself going to work. (Hoss44)
5. The weekend cartoon on my Far Side page-a-day calendar was really good; I wanted to savor it a little longer. (finlero)
4. Sunday sucked; I needed do-over. (finlero)
3. I became a Second Day Adventist. (Stephen H)
2. Look over there! A plausible excuse! (Wade!)
1. I didn't miss work, in fact I was pretty happy after I decided not to do it. (Father Time,, finlero, Gregj09- unemployed)

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