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Top Ten Excuses For Missing Work On Monday
(submitted by Augiepyropanda)
I thought it was Sunday after voluntarily working on Saturday thinking it was Friday but going home because no-one turned up.
(Deeeva)
When they say "For External Use Only," they mean it.
(Wade!)
I thought is was a leap weekend with an extra day.
(whyBother)
The 24 hour bagpipe radio station had a giveaway. It was either stay home or bring my radio to work and listen to it there.
(Father Time)
Blindness: no matter how hard I look, I just can't see myself going to work.
(Hoss44)
The weekend cartoon on my Far Side page-a-day calendar was really good; I wanted to savor it a little longer.
(finlero)
Sunday sucked; I needed do-over.
(finlero)
I became a Second Day Adventist.
(Stephen H)
Look over there! A plausible excuse!
(Wade!)
I didn't miss work, in fact I was pretty happy after I decided not to do it.
(Father Time, rzollo@adelphia.net, finlero, Gregj09- unemployed)
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