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Top Ten Little-Known Uses for a Crowbar
(submitted by dr.who)
You've heard of "walking softly, but carry a big stick?" Well... meet Mr. Stick!
Laugh as Rover tries to pick it up after a good "Fetch" toss
Guitar pick for the Jolly Green Giant
A well placed one saves you the pump rental on a keg.
Picking up crowbabes
Getting the other crowbar out of the side of the house before your wife sees it
The extreme emergency, emergency brake
Who needs mortgage money, when you can break into and live in all those other empty houses on the block?
Forcing Christian and Scott to make your submission #1
(Aaron Hirshberg, Mute [disclaimer: no interactive top ten operators were harmed in the submission of this entry])
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