For an extra buck, you can actually take home a piece of the ride.
(Oren Otter)
It's made of lego.
(Xyie Fourseasons)
Your friend has spent the last 20 minutes convincing you that "Under Construction" is really just the name of the coaster.
(Father Time)
Your guardian angel is having a nervous breakdown.
(Oren Otter)
At the ticket stand you see "Free eulogy with every purchase."
(Father Time)
The attendant ties a locator beacon around your neck after he latches you in.
(RAM)
The warnings include the instructions "Do not stand," "Keep arms inside vehicle" and "Do not breathe while vehicle is submerged."
(Oren Otter)
There is an insurance booth at the entrance, and an ambulance parked at the exit.
(CraigC, Oren Otter, tristan, whyBother)
"All riders must know how to operate a parachute before boarding."
(Father Time)
There's a sign proimising that if you lose a finger, the ride is free.
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