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Top Ten Signs Your Girlfriend Is More Attracted to Your Imaginary Friend
(submitted by Arcola Mike)
She won't come over anymore unless he's gonna be there too.
Your imaginary friend goes missing for hours on end, only to show up reeking of alcohol and her perfume.
She starts setting a place for him at the table and stops setting yours.
Every time you try to say something romantic, she looks at the empty chair beside you and says, "Me neither."
Instead of answering your questions, she always says "oh, just use your imagination."
She introduces you to her imaginary friend and suggests double dating.
She begins to remind you repeatedly that she, too, is imaginary.
When you catch her making out with him, she claims she was just playing air guitar.
They've been spending a lot of time together ever since you started playing World of Warcraft.
She always wants him to sit between you on the sofa. She says he doesn't make the leather sweaty.
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