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Top Ten Telltale Signs That You've Cheesed Off a Wizard

(submitted by Oren Otter)

10. you just got turned in to a turtle. (yay im reptile?)
9. You've broken out in a bad case of acne. ...And it's singing "This is the song that doesn't end". (Oren Otter)
8. Storms over your house, ok. Swarms of locust, coincidence. All the water in your house turns to blood, ok, maybe that Merlin guy's a little mad at you. (a little glowing friend)
7. That's the fourth time this week a large arm has come from your lunchbox trying to strangle you. (Dr. Dunc)
6. He stands in fron of your car screaming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" and you're already late for work. (Kimmie)
5. Just as you're about to make your big presentation to the boss, your clothes suddenly disappear in puff of smoke. (Toujin)
4. You were certain you didn't have hooves and a tail yesterday... (quistis)
3. Being turned into a lump of cheddar does smack of poetic justice. (BKred)
2. You've suddenly started getting these unexplained deliveries of "Playtoad" magazine. (Plutoid)
1. Ribbit? (La Ran)

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