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Top Ten Signs You Should Consider Seeing Another Therapist

(submitted by a little glowing friend)

10. Everytime you tell him your problems he replies with "dont be such a baby!" (mightymouth)
9. Each session comes with a free hair cut. (El Barton)
8. He insists on meeting you in the lawn and garden section of WalMart. (El Barton)
7. The last time you checked, full cavity searches were *not* part of a standard therapy regimen. (Plutoid)
6. His glowing red eyes are still a bit unsettling. (Magus Noan)
5. The ink blots on her Rorschach Test aren't made of ink....they are blood splatters! (Hoss44)
4. You see the "notes" he's been taking include pentagrams, pyramids with eyes, and other creepy doodles. (Augiepyropanda)
3. "Have you tried Russian Roulette?" was not the answer for which you were hoping. (Good Ol' Horseface)
2. You: I hate my mother. Therapist: Take off your clothes. (whyBother)
1. He ends your session when his secretary mentions that his parole officer stopped by. (Augiepyropanda)

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