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Top Ten Official Secrets Revealed To The New President

(submitted by Stephen H)

10. The BCS bowls in college football are controlled by the Freemasons. (Iron Chef Klingon)
9. The White House TIVO is pre-programmed to record all Gilligan's Island and Duke's of Hazzard episodes. (Plutoid)
8. What really happened to all the blue M&Ms. (Squeezette)
7. The Roswell flying saucer theory is nonsense. It was an underground vehicle from the mole people. (Chuck1863)
6. The presidential high score for Tetris. (byuguy)
5. Economic forecasting tools consist of a dart board, Magic 8 Ball, and Sim City '98. (lefty)
4. The real reason William Harrison died after 30 days is in room 205. Don't go in there without a sacrifice. (Oren Otter)
3. The last eight years were a part of the leader exchange program with the Outer Q'Duthigs in the Andromeda Galaxy. (TheRob)
2. 9/11 was not a government conspiracy, rather the governemnt conspiracy was a conspiracy so people thought the government was in control. (Serger)
1. "The Americas" was a hoax to fool 15th century European investors. It's his job to keep it going. (Chuck1863)

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