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Top Ten Presidential Campaign Promises
(submitted by p0m)
A number one submission at www.csittl.com in every household!
If you elect me, I promise to deport your Mother-In-Law!
I promise to make my running mate stop shooting all the bald eagles.
To provide universal hair care.
Read my lips: No new Texas!
"To obey, honor, and respect the laws of this land, and to shamelessly embrace whatever passing trend I think might increase my poll numbers, so help me God."
Pot in every chicken.
I will raise taxes on everyone who makes more money than you do.
(Iron Chef Klingon)
No new promises!
Change. Lots and lots of change.
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