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Top Ten Presidential Campaign Promises
(submitted by p0m)
A number one submission at www.csittl.com in every household!
(Aaron Hirshberg)
If you elect me, I promise to deport your Mother-In-Law!
(JDAii)
I promise to make my running mate stop shooting all the bald eagles.
(Plutoid)
To provide universal hair care.
(jpnidaho)
Read my lips: No new Texas!
(Stephen H)
"To obey, honor, and respect the laws of this land, and to shamelessly embrace whatever passing trend I think might increase my poll numbers, so help me God."
(Plutoid)
Pot in every chicken.
(Stephen H)
I will raise taxes on everyone who makes more money than you do.
(Iron Chef Klingon)
No new promises!
(Stephen H)
Change. Lots and lots of change.
(sullivangirl)
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