Offer to sell Louisiana back to the French.
(homeecfailure)
Same plan as most households in financial trouble: lottery tickets!
(rorschak)
Find out how much wood a woodchuck can chuck, then tax the crap out of it.
(Wheels)
Let's just throw... say... $700 billion at the problem. That should do it.
(byuguy)
Lemonade stands across the nation. Problem: $2500 for a glass.
(LordDarius)
Nationalize all porn sites on the web and use the revenue they generate to pay off the national debt.
(radman3636)
Beany Babies.. Lots and Lots of Beany Babies.
(SPLAT)
Well, I guess he can crash on my couch for a few days until he gets another job and new place.
(McNally)
Auction off New Jersey on eBay.
(Yooda Mann)
3 hotels on Boardwalk and a get out of jail free card.
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