Citizens of swing states are patriotic, hard working, real Americans.
(MAR)
All that campaign ad spending ensures that your favorite TV stations remain solvent.
(byuguy)
Important people in the government actually care about you... once every 4 years.
(Wiki)
You'll never eat alone with all those campaigners calling at dinner time.
(rorschak)
50 times more likely to be interviewed by CNN.
(Father Time)
You get a personal visit from both candidates every nine days ... wait, is that really a perk?
(Magus Noan)
For once, sixth graders all over the country can find your state on the map.
(Magus Noan)
You can almost feel as if your vote really makes a difference. Almost.
(Plutoid)
You have a choice of colors: Pink, Purple, or Gray
(MAR)
The candidates have to grant you three wishes!...Right?
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