Pig wearing lipstick
(Jackie Boy)
Last year's costume. Sure, it's three sizes too small, but if you had money, you'd just buy your own candy instead of begging.
(Gregj09)
A robust, thriving economy. Or maybe a Unicorn. Or a Griffin. One mythical creature is pretty much the same as another, no?
(Plutoid)
Sarah Palin. I mean, Tina Fey. I mean, Sarah Palin. Ah, what the heck. They're the same person anyway.
(Augiepyropanda)
Your latest 401k statement
(bluebottle1)
George Bush: He needs to make one last frightening appearance before leaving office.
(Snarfie)
Joe the exploited, unlicensed, plumber
(lefty, Topher, El Barton)
You and 7 friends are dressing up as Michael Phelps' gold medals.
(blue state baby)
A Walking "Foreclosed" Sign: The kids won't get it, but it'll scare the parents, and they might throw candy at you.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
A 28-year old unemployed man who still lives with his mom, but likes to go trick-or-treating
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