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Top Ten Signs You've Worn Out Your Welcome
(submitted by a little glowing friend)
They board up the door to the guest room and you have to crawl through the air vent to get in.
Your hosts bring out photo albums and home movies.
The food is gone, the wine has been drunk, and you're singing along with Celine Dion at full volume.
"Well if you're going to submit a list that's all ready been done, I think it's about time that you leave."
They measure you with a tape measure for a "wood working project."
When even the dog stops greeting you at the door when you come over.
Your hosts yawn so loudly that it drowns out the rock band you insist on watching on their TV.
You overhear your host asking an extermintator how much it would cost to "seed the couch with bed bugs."
Of course it was probably all just a misunderstanding, but when your host had you arrested for trespassing when you showed up, it did make you wonder.
(Oops I did it again.)
Somehow your hosts don't look quite as happy as when they tore down that statue of Saddam.
(Jabba the Fatt)
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