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Top Ten Signs You Are Not Cut Out to Be a Nurse

(submitted by Burnt Out RN)

10. That's the most popular fetish scenario featuring you, among all the NYC corporate elite. (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. Practice giving injections by throwing darts in the pub. (tb352)
8. Geez poke one kid in the eye with a little needle and everyone gets all worked up. (Spoticus)
7. You just dont have the build for scrubs. (miester)
6. No one told you that flu shots aren't administered into the testicles. (Good Ol' Horseface)
5. Your sexy nurse costume was really well received at Halloween, so, like, you'd probably be a totally awesome real nurse! (Mute)
4. You've just been sent home for the third time for forgetting your pants. (Wade!)
3. Pee pee and Woo woo aren't acceptable hospital names for Hee hee parts. (Buttsey57)
2. Milligrams, Kilograms... they're all pretty much the same. (TheRob)
1. You have the pediatrics patients go trick-or-treating in the pharmacy. (Wade!)

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