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Top Ten Signs You are a Politician

(submitted by MAR)

10. You start to answer every question with "I'm glad you asked me that," and then talk until the questioner leaves. (No dear I'm not.)
9. You can't make any decision bigger than breakfast without assembling a focus group. (Magus Noan)
8. "Well, I don't wanna go out on a limb and say that I'm a politician. And that's not to say that politicians are not something people should probably want to be. Heck, you take your average politician..." (Good Ol' Horseface)
7. You think you can filibuster your way out of taking out the trash. (Shoegzr)
6. Your skills at decidering and stategering are well known. (Aaron Hirshberg)
5. You've worn your "game face" so long, you can't remember how to be "normal." (Magus Noan)
4. Though you are a complete stranger, nobody seems to mind you kissing their babies. (Marbs)
3. You get more money from your friends than from your employer. (Chuck1863)
2. You don't burn your bridges till you've double-crossed them. (Good Ol' Horseface)
1. You're still interested in this list more than two weeks after the election. (Iron Chef Klingon)

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