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Top Ten Signs You're Not a Very Good Lawyer
(submitted by Fargles)
Your law office is in a strip mall next to a strip club.
Pro bono does not mean you can play "The Unforgettable Fire" in court.
Ha! I thought those white curly wigs were only for the Brits Your Honor! Oh, that's your real hair? My bad...
Your last summation was concise, poignant, and brilliant. Unfortunately, it was for the wrong case, and your client got the gas chamber.
"Hey, Judgey, you wanna eat that gavel? Then shut the hell up while I talk!"
(Good Ol' Horseface)
You cite precedents from "1001 Lawyer Jokes".
You do most of your legal research from your extensive collection of "Matlock" tapes.
The opposing counsel exchanges high fives when you enter the courtroom.
Somehow, in the process of pleading the case for your client, you indict yourself.
When asked guilty or innocent, you asked for a lifeline.
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