You are forced to wash down 2 Ecstasy with a RedBull to bring yourself down.
(CraigC)
When you try to stir, it grabs your spoon and whacks your knuckles.
(Major Tom)
You write a short memo to your boss, and ends up being 46 pages long.
(Magus Noan)
Can't even sit still long enough to type up your Top Ten en
(Geoduck)
Your mug is awake for weeks.
(Visorboy Hokie)
Cheney just ordered a case of it for "enhanced interrogation research".
(Plutoid)
The tunes you keep humming are mostly speed-metal.
(Lone Star)
It jiggles in the cup.
(whyBother)
You take the stairs six at a time.
(Magus Noan)
You're outside in the snow with no pants on talking avidly to Jimmy the Cricket.
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