To learn how to pronounce "Kzyrgystan" without faltering.
(Squeezette)
Find a cute male intern looking for some national spotlight time.
(JDAii)
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(Major Tom)
Win the Nobel Peace Prize. Watch Bill fume.
(byuguy)
Get Bill named American ambassador to Guantanamo.
(radman3636)
Declare Texas a rogue state.
(Sageandscholar)
Get Secret Service to issue her a new nickname, instead of That B*%&^
(JrsyRose)
Secretary of State is 4th in line for presidency, right?
(maryyyyy)
Prank Call Obama at 3am.
(CraZyPopeye)
Change the name to 'President of State'
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