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Top Ten Unpublished Goals of Secretary of State-to-Be Hillary Clinton
(submitted by Magus Noan)
To learn how to pronounce "Kzyrgystan" without faltering.
Find a cute male intern looking for some national spotlight time.
Win the Nobel Peace Prize. Watch Bill fume.
Get Bill named American ambassador to Guantanamo.
Declare Texas a rogue state.
Get Secret Service to issue her a new nickname, instead of That B*%&^
Secretary of State is 4th in line for presidency, right?
Prank Call Obama at 3am.
Change the name to 'President of State'
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