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Top Ten Changes in Alaska Since Palin Put It Back on the Map

10. The Wasila McDonalds is now open until 9pm to handle the increased tourist activity. (
9. Ted Stevens replaced the woolly mammoth as the state fossil. (Arcola Mike Redux)
8. Sales of Tina-Fey-bullseye targets are up 300%. (Plutoid)
7. The state motto has been changed to "Size Matters." (Arcola Mike Redux)
6. All street signs now also have the words, "To see Russia from here, look this direction." (Sissyroll "don't ya know")
5. "Alaskan Lipstick and Ammo" franchises are popping up everywhere. (Plutoid)
4. The state animal is now the pig. (Maniac Bob)
3. Well, since it was Palin that put it on the map, the state now resides in the vicinity of the Galapagos Islands. (Thomas Palsson)
2. Once again, people are calling it "Seward's Folly." (Maniac Bob)
1. Concerned about Alaskans "seeing" them, Russians built a giant wall around the state. (quistis)

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