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Top Ten Ways to Wear Out Your Welcome During the Holidays
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
"Well, Aunt Louise was in the bathroom, so i figured I'd use the kitchen sink. Its all plumbin anyways."
"Stratego, anyone? I have Stratego."
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Suck all candy canes into sharp points and challenge all the kids to duels.
Stay from Thanksgiving until Christmas "to cut back on travel."
When you meet your wife's only living grandmother, turn around and ask your wife "So is THIS the evil grandma?"
Monopolize the only net-connected computer, taking care of all your Facebook apps.
"Let me show you my 2009 tweet archive."
After opening each gift, you quote it's lowest bid offer from E-Bay.
Offer the Christmas dinner blessing after inhaling a double lungful of helium
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