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Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Candies

(submitted by Chris Pittman)

10. The "I don't really love you, but I don't want to sleep on the couch anymore" boxed dark chocolate truffels. (MT Nester)
9. Edible notarized divorce documents (TheRob)
8. Spade-, diamond-, and club-shaped boxes of chocolates (Ilsoap)
7. Chocolate covered "California Prunes," to get your love life "moving" (MT Nester)
6. Valentine's Day pink sausages (B MINE)
5. Heart-shaped Pepto- Bismol tablets (lefty)
4. Hearty Hearts: Heart-shaped candy, flavored like heart (Walrus)
3. "Be my tax deduction" (Magus Noan)
2. Pink, heart shaped Viagra for that Special Man in your life (MT Nester)
1. Little half hearts that say "Happy Singles-Awareness Day!" (miester)

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