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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs Your Congressman is Already Campaigning for 2010

(submitted by Major Tom)

10. You suddenly know who your Congressman is. (krayZpaving)
9. He's spending more time in your district than on overseas junkets. (Arcola Mike)
8. He's secretly sold 10 of his 12 houses, and actually learned the difference between Sunnis and Shi'ites. (Plutoid)
7. Lately, he's visited Letterman, Leno, Stewart, Rachel Ray, and even Sesame Street more than his own house. (Plutoid)
6. He really believes he can approve $1 trillion in new aid without raising taxes. (Magus Noan)
5. Suspiciously co-sponsoring the new "sweep it under the rug" act of 2009. (TheRob)
4. He never votes for ANYTHING... just in case something turns out to be unpopular. (Plutoid)
3. He's simultaneously supporting & criticizing the stimulus bill. (lefty)
2. He's paid his taxes, let go his Salvadoran nanny, and suddenly thinks Government spending is bad. (IOIO)
1. He promises to vote against pork but bring home the bacon. (Arcola Mike)

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