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Top Ten Signs This is An Intergalactic Recession Not Just a World Recession
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They're turning the Big Dipper off around 1AM to cut back on electricity.
Michael Jackson's human disguise is looking a little worse for the wear.
(Krig the Viking)
Since most of the Imperial Fleet is in foreclosure, Vader's now doing Sham-Wow commercials to make ends meet.
The Voyager Golden Record was spotted at Goodwill.
Even Q is flying business class.
Saturn pawned its rings.
(The Incognito Penguin)
E.T. phoned from home ... collect.
Even Orion has tightened his belt.
Whenever I forget the foil hat, the voices in my head are now talking from a call center in New Delhi.
The Tolman-Oppenheimer-Volkoff limit continues to fall, resulting in more planetary neighborhoods being converted into black holes.
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