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Top Ten Signs This is An Intergalactic Recession Not Just a World Recession

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10. They're turning the Big Dipper off around 1AM to cut back on electricity. (Major Tom)
9. Michael Jackson's human disguise is looking a little worse for the wear. (Krig the Viking)
8. Since most of the Imperial Fleet is in foreclosure, Vader's now doing Sham-Wow commercials to make ends meet. (Plutoid)
7. The Voyager Golden Record was spotted at Goodwill. (junkshop_coyote)
6. Even Q is flying business class. (Magus Noan)
5. Saturn pawned its rings. (The Incognito Penguin)
4. E.T. phoned from home ... collect. (Magus Noan)
3. Even Orion has tightened his belt. (Yooda Mann)
2. Whenever I forget the foil hat, the voices in my head are now talking from a call center in New Delhi. (Plutoid)
1. The Tolman-Oppenheimer-Volkoff limit continues to fall, resulting in more planetary neighborhoods being converted into black holes. (Topher)

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