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Top Ten Reasons The US Should Invade Canada

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10. To break the Canadien monopoly on comedians. (WAM)
9. Celine Dion must be stopped. (Krig the Viking)
8. Every winter they dump their cold air all over us! (Norm Shelton)
7. They are an oil-rich country with a government we don't understand: what could go wrong? (IOIO)
6. Self-defense. Most of their population is already massed at the border! (Geoduck)
5. To ease our country's moose shortage. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
4. Easier to plan raid on Santa's toy factory from occupied Canadian territory. (rorschak)
3. Then we invade Mexico and, bang! We get 7 additional armies per turn! (rorschak)
2. Because Canadian insurgents attack with love and kindness. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
1. It's our global warming backup country. (Chuck1863)

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