See the electronic monitoring bracelet on your ankle? There you go.
(rorschak)
Your attempts of rectifying the situation by yelling "April Fools!" only results in harder sobbing.
(BKred)
Your neighborhood has been evacuated, CNN and FoxNews have live feed trucks parked on your front lawn, and there's a Haz-Mat team hermetically sealing your doors and windows.
(jep)
One day later, you're suddenly the new CEO at General Motors.
(TheRob)
You were hoping it would be referred to as "really funny." The news reports referred to it as a "Federal recall."
(Felly Smeet)
The Department of Homeland Security now keeps one of its satellites always locked on your position 24/7.
(Raven)
You kids have been crying for a week since they realized the family wasn't really moving to Disney World.
(whyBother)
The retalliation prank the next day is a little hard to explain, but it involved omelettes, cellophane, car chalk, and every lawn gnome in a 100 mile radius.
(Wiki)
Doctors say her hair will never grow back.
(Magus Noan)
You're dating a single mother named April. Her kids are morons. It was destined to end messy.
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