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Top Ten Signs You Need a New Wireless Carrier
(submitted by Nicko)
Instead of rollover minutes you get rollover pumpkins.
When you ask about a text messaging plan they tell you if you want to write something just use the US Postal Service.
Their "premium bundle" includes a cassette phone answering machine, and a CB radio.
Their network consists of a guy with a bullhorn following you around.
They think Bluetooth is what you get after chewing grape bubblegum.
Your front porch is "out of area".
Your cell has a rotary dial.
You recently found out that your current provider just signed a wiretapping deal with the CIA, the NSA, Major League Baseball, and Santa Claus.
(Krig the Viking)
You just assumed that "wireless" also meant "pigeonless"...
They charge you a $5 "finder's fee" whenever you lose their signal.
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