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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You Need a New Wireless Carrier

(submitted by Nicko)

10. Instead of rollover minutes you get rollover pumpkins. (Felly Smeet)
9. When you ask about a text messaging plan they tell you if you want to write something just use the US Postal Service. (Sarah C.)
8. Their "premium bundle" includes a cassette phone answering machine, and a CB radio. (Plutoid)
7. Their network consists of a guy with a bullhorn following you around. (Guyinthenextcubicleover)
6. They think Bluetooth is what you get after chewing grape bubblegum. (Magus Noan)
5. Your front porch is "out of area". (Chuck1863)
4. Your cell has a rotary dial. (Magus Noan)
3. You recently found out that your current provider just signed a wiretapping deal with the CIA, the NSA, Major League Baseball, and Santa Claus. (Krig the Viking)
2. You just assumed that "wireless" also meant "pigeonless"... (Stephen H)
1. They charge you a $5 "finder's fee" whenever you lose their signal. (Major Tom)

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