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Top Ten Ways to Pass Time Waiting in Line at the DMV
(submitted by Yooda Mann)
Determine the statistical probability of any of the other people in line finding and reading this website.
Using the other queuers as props, re-enact the entire works of Shakespeare -- in mime.
Act like a game show host and ask other customers obscure questions about passing a school bus or carrying hazardous materials over a railroad crossing.
Channel all of your frustration produced by waiting into indestructible materials forged from the fires of pure hatrid in your heart.
Wonder whatever happened to your high school sweetheart. Then, wonder about everyone in your entire high school class... you've got plenty of time.
Sell cheat sheets for the eye exam.
Mentally map out your plan of action for when one of your fellow line-standers inevitably snaps and starts shooting.
(Krig the Viking)
Count the number of blank, hopeless stares in the line ahead.
Die of old age.
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