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Winnie the Pooh's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by a little glowing friend)
It's annoying when Tigger ends his texts TTFN LOL.
Winnie the Pooh Day is in January. Its a bad time to make a guest appearance in Winnipeg, where the temperature is 60 below with the windchill, without pants.
Rabbit now wears a shirt that says "I gotta Pooh."
Michael Jackson won't quit bugging him about selling him the rights to the "Rumbly TumTum" song.
Owl won't approve him as a friend on Facebook.
His main fan base are now in their 50's, and he was never even drawn to enter puberty, let alone AARP.
He wanted a voice part in Transformers, but got turned down. Eeyore, however, got to be Optimus Prime, damn him.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Smokey the Bear is so cut, he has to be doing 'roids.
People keep thinking he's a South Park Character.
"Hey, what's that Roger Rabbit got that I don't have, anyway, Jessica?"
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