direct from . . .
Top Ten Lesser Known Perks of Air Force One
Wrap-around porch, complete with flower pots and porch swings. Excellent view.
Authorized to make dramatic landings on highways whenever the President feels like it.
Fully reclining seats for long haul flights - in Presidential Class only.
All the damn peanuts you want. (Of course, that's because Jimmy Carter left four tons of them in the hangar)
All seats are ejectable, and can be controlled from a drawer in the President's desk.
The toilet paper has prints of the last President's face on it.
Turning on the UFO lights whenever over Nevada.
The President gets to fly 'shotgun' if he calls it.
The water landing slides have red carpeting.
In times of national crisis, it combines with Air Force 2, 3, 4 and 5 to form the Unitebot Epluribus Unum.
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: Apr 16, 2009