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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Little-Known Provisions In The Federal Stimulus Package

(submitted by Yooda Mann)

10. Free rubber chickens for unemployed comedians (Guyinthenextcubicleover)
9. $20,000 for "research grant for development of top 11 list" (Father Time)
8. Bailouts for dog breeders not breeding Potugese water dogs (Guyinthenextcubicleover)
7. Help for cabinet nominees with past due taxes (Norm Shelton)
6. Being the most sought after man in history, there's $50 million dedicated to finding Waldo once and for all. (Topher)
5. If you call Dick Cheney and ask him if his refrigerator is running, the government will send you $5. (Major Tom)
4. $3.4 billion dollars is to be allocated to the state whose governor who wins President Obama's H-O-R-S-E basketball invitational coming this June. (Tristan)
3. If you "see a penny, pick it up," you no longer have to report it to the IRS. (Major Tom)
2. "The Secretary of State's husband shall be banned from receiving any kind of stimulus from any public employee, paid or unpaid, unless said stimulus is provided by the Secretary of State herself ." (2 Much Info)
1. $107 for Top Ten List topic recycling (krayZpaving)

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