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Top Ten Little Known Sources Of Green Energy

(submitted by Yooda Mann)

10. Harness the hot air from politicians, it is an endless source. (Norm Shelton)
9. Get some regular energy and a bucket of green paint. (finlero)
8. Green gummy bears. (La Ran)
7. Hamsters on cocaine. (Dorian)
6. Bullfrog farts. (Good Ol' Horseface)
5. Wool socks + carpeting...sell self-renewable static energy back to the grid. (JLM2chewlifesavers)
4. Burning Oreo bags gives off a green flame, does that count? (Topher)
3. Rainbows and unicorns are actually surprisingly efficient sources of clean energy; the problem is getting them to fit into a standard gas tank. (Krig the Viking)
2. Trained beavers now put hydroelectric plants in their little dams. (Stephen H)
1. Joe Biden has a plan to paint chunks of coal green and sell them as "Green Energy Bricks". (Krig the Viking)

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