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Top Ten Little Known Sources Of Green Energy
(submitted by Yooda Mann)
Harness the hot air from politicians, it is an endless source.
(Norm Shelton)
Get some regular energy and a bucket of green paint.
(finlero)
Green gummy bears.
(La Ran)
Hamsters on cocaine.
(Dorian)
Bullfrog farts.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Wool socks + carpeting...sell self-renewable static energy back to the grid.
(JLM2chewlifesavers)
Burning Oreo bags gives off a green flame, does that count?
(Topher)
Rainbows and unicorns are actually surprisingly efficient sources of clean energy; the problem is getting them to fit into a standard gas tank.
(Krig the Viking)
Trained beavers now put hydroelectric plants in their little dams.
(Stephen H)
Joe Biden has a plan to paint chunks of coal green and sell them as "Green Energy Bricks".
(Krig the Viking)
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