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Top Ten Signs You're Not Cut Out for Parenthood

(submitted by a little glowing friend)

10. Your kid says, "But you promised." You answer, "Nyu'uuhhh." (WAM)
9. The kids' names tatooed on your arm aren't a show of devotion, but are so that you'll remember who to call when you need bail money. (Major Tom)
8. "No, no Johnny, those are daddy's knives. Yours are in the toy chest." (Xyie Fourseasons)
7. Your spouse wants you to get up for the 2am feeding, but you're not sure you can be home that soon. (No Dear I didn't)
6. Your last idea about opening a kennel resulted in your backyard being rezoned as a pet cemetary. (JimBean)
5. You're looking forward to when your kid can reach the pedals in the car so you'll have a designated driver. (No Dear I didn't)
4. You didn't think that the ceiling fan would fall down when you went for a ride on it either! (Oops I did it again.)
3. "Listen, Pumpkin, if you don't eat your veggies, you won't get your after-lunch cigarette, and that's that." (Thomas Palsson)
2. You like cleanliness and order in your life. (Sarah C.)
1. You've ever thought, "Hey I think I'm ready to be a parent!" (Walrus)

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