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Top Ten New Year's Resolutions For George W. Bush, ex-President

(submitted by Barry O.)

10. Learn where Cheney has been hiding all these years. (Arcola Mike)
9. Go to Alaska and check out the breathtaking views of Russia. (Plutoid)
8. More strategering. Lots more. And some deciderering, too. (Aaron Hirshberg)
7. Take a much needed vacation. (Walrus)
6. Plot with Cheney and Blackwater to overthrow President Obama. (Aaron Hirshberg)
5. Take the high horse, and claim the low road, for twice and for all. (Plutoid)
4. Finish clearing that brush! (Geoduck)
3. Bargain with Satan to regain soul. Get Cheney to pull some strings, if necessary. (Plutoid)
2. Throw out the first shoe at the 2009 All Star Game (Arcola Mike)
1. Schedule Gala Dolphin & Whale BBQ to celebrate new status as "ocean-saving" president. (Plutoid)

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