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Top Ten Ways to Fool the Customs Officials

(submitted by XskinnyX)

10. Jedi mind tricks. (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. Claim the throne of Ruratania and invoke diplomatic immunity. (Geoduck)
8. Coat your luggage with peanut butter to fool the sniffing dogs (IOIO)
7. Dress as another customs official. Bring coffee and doughnuts. (Krig the Viking)
6. Have a business card made for your Wholesale Oregano Importing business. (whyBother)
5. Hide real fruit contraband inside souvenir plastic fuit. (chunky g)
4. Before crossing any border, remove all cavities. (Major Tom)
3. To distract attention away from your illegal items, fill the rest of your suitcase with 'marital aids'. (quistis)
2. Contraband hidden in false butt. (rorschak)
1. "But, sir, smuggling IS my custom!" (rorschak)

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