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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things the CIA Doesn't Want You to Know

(submitted by Will)

10. What those fifty-dollar hammers were *really* used for... (donaskdontell)
9. That 90% of their budget is spent spying on the FBI. (Chuck1863)
8. Fidel Castro was a founding member of Menudo. (johnnycp)
7. They've been monitoring since 1996, after some of the "Top Ten Leaked CIA Secrets" hit a little too close to home. (Krig the Viking)
6. Due to budget cuts, agents must share sunglasses. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
5. These days they mostly just fund action movies about the CIA, hoping to intimidate other countries into just giving up. (Krig the Viking)
4. Not only do Gitmo detainees have better health care than you, their 401ks are matched at a higher rate as well. (Topher)
3. J. Edgar Hoover isn't dead. He's Chuck Norris. (Good Ol' Horseface)
2. The in the was actually planned by & . (The Incognito Penguin)
1. Spy satellites spend an inordinate amount of time over nude beaches. (Stephen H)

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