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Top Ten Perks Of Being A Supreme Court Justice
(submitted by Yooda Mann)
The absolute ultimate in job security.
Wearing clothes under those robes is strictly optional.
Choose from the brightest law students in the world to write your opinions for you.
Souter does this hilarious impression of HotforWords.
Pays ten times more than a Supreme Court Jester.
Black robes are very slimming and they go with everything.
(NuT wItH a GuN)
Free Mama Rosa's Supreme Pizza from Piggly Wiggly, for life.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
You're never wrong, you just have a dissenting opinion.
Easy to seem wise and well-reasoned, when compared to Congress.
(Fish Ina PorkBarrel)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Pineapple Upside Down Cake on Potluck Thursdays.
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