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Top Ten Signs You're Not Cut Out to Be a Zookeeper

(submitted by Yooda Mann)

10. You called the cops on a guy who told you he was practicing "animal husbandry." (Andy, junkshop_coyote)
9. Your fishtank is so murkey, your fish evolved claws to scrape around with. (Buttsey57)
8. You tried to shave the male polar bear because you thought he was getting too warm. (Holden Geezerly)
7. You're flinging poo at the monkeys instead of the other way around. (Stephen H)
6. Your "garanimal style" cage assignments by color result in great loss of exhibits. (Shoegazer)
5. You keep wondering where the velociraptors and pterodactyls are. (blue state baby)
4. Your knowledge of the animal kingdom consists of 3 episodes of Steve Irwin, 5 episodes of Survivorman, and every episode of animal cops. (miester)
3. Your most frequent answer when asked about any animal in your zoo: "Tastes like chicken." (Thomas Palsson)
2. Contrary to your hippie beliefs, not all nature can live in harmony, and somebody should probably call animal control sometime soon. (Dorian)
1. You love animals. It's tourists and small children you're deathly afraid of. (Krig the Viking)

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