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Top Ten Clues Outdoor Grilling Is Not Your Forte

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10. BBQ Yogurt, anyone? (JuiceGirl)
9. Instead of a spatula you need a hammer and chisel to flip your burgers. (Felly Smeet)
8. Down at the local Grill and Propane store, they all call you "Charro".... (TechNut)
7. Neighbors flock to your 4th of July cookout claiming it lights up the night sky more than the downtown fireworks display. (a little glowing friend)
6. Neighbours can't drive past your house because of all the fire engines. (Shoegazer)
5. Your kids request their chicken without the crunchy black shell. (Andy)
4. Your last attempt at lighting a charcoal grill got confused for a North Korean nuclear test. (Tristan)
3. This morning you managed to set fire to your orange juice. (Krig the Viking)
2. It's not that you burn the food, you just choose to cook everything Cajun style. (Wiki)
1. "Hey Honey, how long until all the chicken's feathers have burned off?" (Felly Smeet)

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