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Top Ten Reasons You'd Make a Lousy Ghostbuster
(submitted by Yooda Mann)
You're not a smart-ass.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Beige is simply just not your color.
You keep asking yourself, "What would Rick Moranis do?"
(The Frunkus Kid)
No matter how hard you try, you can never pronounce "apparition" correctly.
You're just not into dating demon dogs from another realm.
You freak out at the sight of trick-or-treaters in ghost costumes.
(Toujin, Norm Shelton)
Your favorite expression is "Feet, don't fail me now!"
You have a very strange, yet completely appropriate, fear of marshmallows.
Your marked inability to come up with witty retort in response to everything evil ghosts say.
(NuT wItH a GuN)
You consider "Scooby Doo" to be in the horror genre.
(Iron Chef Klingon)
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