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Top Ten Reasons You'd Make a Lousy News Weatherman

(submitted by Yooda Mann)

10. Your achy knee joints aren't really all that reliable. (Augiepyropanda)
9. You don't look good in a low cut top. (quistis)
8. "Where's Michigan again?" (Xyie Fourseasons)
7. You live in a trailer park and would have to run home everytime there is a hurricane. (Raven)
6. Your insistence on presenting the temperature in Kelvin (TheRob)
5. You scream "Warm front! I got your warm front right here!" and then promptly fart so loud the FCC files a indecency complaint. (The Frunkus Kid)
4. Your nunchaku keeps ripping the green screen. (Felly Smeet)
3. You think meterology is the study of outer space and a barometer measures nightclubs. (Felly Smeet)
2. Forecasting weather by reading goose entrails just isn't considered "good TV." (Thomas Palsson)
1. You do not weigh enough to hold a microphone and stand in front of a hurricane. (IOIO)

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