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Top Ten Reasons You'd Make a Lousy News Weatherman
(submitted by Yooda Mann)
Your achy knee joints aren't really all that reliable.
You don't look good in a low cut top.
"Where's Michigan again?"
You live in a trailer park and would have to run home everytime there is a hurricane.
Your insistence on presenting the temperature in Kelvin
You scream "Warm front! I got your warm front right here!" and then promptly fart so loud the FCC files a indecency complaint.
(The Frunkus Kid)
Your nunchaku keeps ripping the green screen.
You think meterology is the study of outer space and a barometer measures nightclubs.
Forecasting weather by reading goose entrails just isn't considered "good TV."
You do not weigh enough to hold a microphone and stand in front of a hurricane.
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