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Top Ten Signs You Sent Your Kids To A Bad Summer Camp

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. A 30 percent mortality rate seems high. (Norm Shelton)
9. Shredded ants every morning just isn't a very good breakfast. (Norm Shelton)
8. The waterfront director drowned last week. (Magus Noan)
7. They went in thin and came out fat. (Topher)
6. Most of their pictures involve standing in front of hazing parties giving the "thumbs up". (Mickey Finn)
5. The camp director insists that the volcano is extinct, and that the smoke you see is their "weenie & s'mores" bonfire. (Xyie Fourseasons)
4. The packing list includes a kevlar vest. (Magus Noan)
3. Instead lanyards, they learn to make Nikes. (ardnax)
2. "Dear Mom, please send Spam. The food here is terrible." (Wiki)
1. Built on a toxic waste dump which itself was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. (TheRob)

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