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Top Ten Signs You're Too Old To Be Touring As A Rock Star

(submitted by Stephen H)

10. All the snide comments about your walker, even after you covered it in glitter. (Geoduck)
9. While playing outdoor concerts instead of screaming "DO YOU WANNA ROCK!?" you yell "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!" (The Incognito Penguin)
8. Even Mick Jagger says it's time for you to pack it in. (Outsyder)
7. Your manager suggests an AARP discount to bump up the ticket sales. (Major Tom)
6. The dressing room amenities in your contract includes green tea, Activia yogurt and an emergency defibrillator. (jep)
5. "Turn the pyro effects higher! And give me another blanket!" (JrsyRose)
4. When you tell the crowd, "I can't HEAR you!!", you mean it. (Major Tom)
3. The "drugs" you do in the hotel before the show are for your arthritis and your high blood pressure. (Tristan)
2. Your instruments are hooked up to "The Clapper". (The Incognito Penguin)
1. You're touring around the world with your stage-left strobelight on. (Major Tom)

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