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Top Ten Signs You Are On the Homeland Security Watch List

10. Neighbors seem to have a lot of plastic flamingos...all looking at your house. (El Barton)
9. A strange voice sometimes interrupts your phone calls, asking you to speak up. (Chuck1863)
8. The squirrel watching you garden keeps chattering something into a tiny 2-way radio taped to his shoulder. (Major Tom)
7. You're fairly certain that random searches shouldn't happen 100% of the time. (Felly Smeet)
6. The "homeless" guy on the corner has a Bluetooth. (Magus Noan)
5. The same flower delivery van has been parked on your street for five months now. (rorschak)
4. The birthday card from your grandmother is redacted. (Major Tom)
3. When they see you coming down the street, sex offenders and drug dealers cross to the other side. (Artificial Intelligence)
2. Family of four men wearing black suits and sunglasses moves in next door. (Steve Gignac)
1. You're used to removing your shoes & having security inspect your bags at the airport... but Walmart? (lefty)

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