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Top Ten Signs You Are On the Homeland Security Watch List
Neighbors seem to have a lot of plastic flamingos...all looking at your house.
A strange voice sometimes interrupts your phone calls, asking you to speak up.
The squirrel watching you garden keeps chattering something into a tiny 2-way radio taped to his shoulder.
You're fairly certain that random searches shouldn't happen 100% of the time.
The "homeless" guy on the corner has a Bluetooth.
The same flower delivery van has been parked on your street for five months now.
The birthday card from your grandmother is redacted.
When they see you coming down the street, sex offenders and drug dealers cross to the other side.
Family of four men wearing black suits and sunglasses moves in next door.
You're used to removing your shoes & having security inspect your bags at the airport... but Walmart?
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