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Top Ten Things Overheard at the Ex-Presidents' Lunch

(submitted by Squeezette)

10. "Now which one am I, again?" (Stephen H)
9. "Who won the over/under on WMDs?" (Arcola Mike)
8. "Don't do the Prince-Albert-in-a-can on the Kremlin hotline. The Ruskies are getting ticked off over it." (Stephen H)
7. "Turns out the password for the nukes is 'password.'" (krayZpaving)
6. "Ok, ok, who has an aircraft carrier named after them and who doesn't?" (Aaron Hirshberg)
5. "Oh yeah, well how many people did your Vice-President shoot in the face?" (Aaron Hirshberg)
4. "How will history judge me for pardoning the Joker?" (Arcola Mike)
3. "Let's see. You were attacked by a rabbit. You puked on the Prime Minister of Japan. You cheated on your wife. And you choked on a pretzel. What a collection of fine specimens." (Aaron Hirshberg)
2. "Try the lame duck l'orange." (quistis)
1. "Give Clinton the check - his wife still has a job." (Norm Shelton)

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